Saturday, March 25, 2006

 

NBK FLU!!!

Incredible Andrapradesh



Government of Swarnandhra Pradesh
GO No C12/34-94/2006.
Hyderabad.



Reg: To all the viewers of Nandamuri Balakrisha Movies .


Here the Govt.of Swarnandhra Pradesh has taken a decision for the viewers of Nandamuri Balakrishna .The decisions as fallows

1.Govt will not liable for the people, who will die after watching his movie.


2.Newly married couple are strictly prohibited to watch his movie. Court will not provide them a divorce if they would have seen his movies earlier 6 months .

3.Below 21 age are prohibited to watch his movies .if he would have seen his movie earlier 6 months then he will not allowed to get a seat in a reputed educational institutions. To track the people watching his movies ,each spectator will be marked on his buttock with heated iron round symbol as how buffalos are marked before entering in to theater.

4.Age 45 and more are strictly prohibited to watch his movies . Organizations must take under taken letter from all the employees, and that letter must state that, if he watches his movies he will not be allowed to obtain his pensions after his retirement.

5.Medical shops should not sell any poisons surrounding the areas where NBK?s movie is playing . Violators will be prosecuted.

6.Fashion designers are advised to not design any specials for NBK.

7.The people watching NBK movies will be considered as untouchable now on. Now on wards Swarnandhra people are divided in to two groups such as ?Touchable? and ?Untouchable?.

8.Strictly actions against NBK?S producers .They will be kept away from the Producers associations . Even they will not be allowed at temple steps to beg after the failures of their movies.

9.Travell agents are strictly warned especially for SUMOs , Quallis and Bulloaro . they are not allowed to give a rent for NBK movies .if they violate GO , their license and road permissions will be abandoned .

10.Special warnings to actresses, they should not act with NBK as a second wife role . if they play as a second wife role ,she will not be allowed to marry a virgin bachelor man in her real life .

11.Triple star warnings to Script writers ,they are not allowed to use ?dynasty ? in telugu ? VAMSHAM? word for ever . If they violate this point ,the script writers ?vamsham? will be jailed as long as he is alive .

12. Hotels ,restaurants and pubs are advised to not play NBK?s songs . They should consider the money the customers paying . They are requested to not disappoint any customer by playing his songs .

13.Producers are strictly instructed ,they must not release the movie until and unless it is telecasted in Gemini,Etv and Maa Tv.

14. Banks are advised that not to provide housing loans and vehicle loans to NBK fans . They must remember that the beneficiary ?s life is no longer safe after NBK ?s movie release . House has unanimously accepted the bill and will be affective from this mid night. This actions are taken on the statistic we are provided .

NBK flu is more pathetic then Bird flu.

Cheers Member of Swarnandhra

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bird flu balayya ni chetta action ki theators lo janam yama golayya
 
orey chetta vedhavallara mekem telusura anna N.T.R. gurinchi?
blood bank petti blood ammukuni, eye bank petti eyes ammukune chiranjeevi, pawan kalyan, nagendrababu gurinchi patram baga telusu. Vedhavallari noru daggara pettukodi. Appatikaina A.P. CM maa balayyara. Eyes,Blood ammukune vedhava party petti CM ayyepodamane, vadhava.
 
LAST 10 years nunchi papam..hit leka..akkariki ..nammukunna THODA kuda mosam cheyatam tho...em cheyalo ardam kaka PICHI PICHI ga tiruguthu..directors ki taxex taggisthunna...balyya...nuvu keka .. nuvvu poye lopu nek oka hit ravalani korukuntu ..BHA.BHA.SA (BHALAKRISHNA .BHADITULA SANGHAM)
 
racha lepindhi
want more jokes on the ultimate baligadu
 
ManavatvaM leda atanu mimmalni emaina annada atanimeeda anta kullu jokulu veyadam manchida.daarina potunnavari meeda raallu vese rakshasam meeru enduku chestunnaru.sabhyata marachi pravarthinchadam manchidi kaadu.mee abhimaanula virodhamloki hero atanu NBKleda chiru marevaraina vallanu lagadam tagadu.
 
asalu okkalu gurinchi entha time&effort petti meru ee pani chesaru ante miku chala pateince vundhi ani ardhamavtundhi,valla lage miku amma nanna oka soceity vundhi ani bavistunna,edhe effort mi life medha pettandi atleast mi parents happygha feel avutaru,entha innovative gha vere valla gurinchi negative gha alochistunnaru ante mi mind entha kullipoindho ardham avutundhi,manaki manchi samajam kavali,but anyway meru chesina thappuluki mere anubhavistaru that is law of nature all the best
 
u fucking bitches ......... ur asses are fucked by dogs and u
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paul
 
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idiots never create such websites once again iam going to take a serious action through courts.be carefull.close this site as soon as possible.


from,
an advocate of high court
 
meku pane pata eme leda.u dont have moaners.r u man or something.pane lekhapothe road medhake velli Aduko waste fellow
 
it is not fair to do such things.
 
only basterds comment on ntr's family
 
Meeru chaduvukunna valla laga leru. Pakka bevarse galla laga vunnaru. Kula gajji baga vunnatlundi. Mundu daniki mandu vadandi. leka pote mimmulni tinestundi. Prati actor movie lo lopalu vuntayi. Chiranjeevi movies lopaalu leva. Chiranjeevi emanna univarsal actora. Anta goppavadaite CM ayyevaduga.
 
re ee blog create chesina vaadu baastered.vaadu manushulaku puttaledu kojjala ki puttiuntaadu.in a world the richest begger,the richest pig is this blog creator.because pigs are eat wast materials.this blog creator also eats such things.after this comments he should die,if he has remain some humanity.otherwise he proved himself as a biggest animal in the world.
 
i like it
 
i like it very much more over my tension gone
 
in the place of balayya and Jr.ntr..
please write Sr.Chowdary and Jr.Chowadary.. this this story's will me more interesting.
 
Thanks for posting this blog
I love this really.
I have so many friends who are balayya fans.
Even they told me latest movie is not containing any words like thoda, family, blood, kantichuputho...etc
Do you get the meaning of my comments.
Even balayya fans also agree with those who hates balayya.
But they have no other option so they are civering their hero(He is hero only for himself)
 
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theaters running bali and jr.ntrs movies must accompany with a minimum of five 108 services...
 
balla niku yendhukayya movies,,

ni movis chusi maku vastundhi.............aa vishayam na notitho cheppalenu babu
 
keka..................
enni websites close chesina puduthune vuntai.............
 
are jaffagallara AP ni vadili degeyandi salegallara.............
 
oh god ee nandamuri pandulni AP nunchi terimesi tollywood ni rakshinchandi.
 
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Kekaaaaaaaaaa..u r simply rocking dude i really hate balayya
 
e blog create chesina vaadi AMMA GUDDHALO gandu cheemalu vadhili champutha,vaadi notelo aa donga lanja naa kodu(CHIRU),shikar lanjaa koduku(RAM CHARAN)moddalu dhoorchi musi nadhilo thokki samputha
CHIRU gaadu oka chimpiri lanja
charan gaadu oka yerri lanja
MUSKONI MEE PANI CHUSUKONDI BE LAPHOOT NAAYAALAARAA..............................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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please keep a facebook share button. it will be easy for viewers to share
 
Orey Satish ga...Muskoni pani chusko....
 
this is not fare in every actor there will be negative shades but why to waste ur time in posting these comments even every actor is negociated by someone but why to create a site for it u think with ur hearth why u are doing this from a well wisher
 
just think with ur hearth why are u doing this and what for u are doing this and it is waste of ur time
 
fuck off
 
Oray babu meeko namaskaram. Idanta meeku meeru develop avvataniki ee telivi tetalni use cheyandi. Do n't try to imitate others. It's a waste of your effort. Try to change your attitude.
 
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