Saturday, March 25, 2006



Read this funny stuff below ....
Our Tollywood shooting star Balayya (Balakrishna) is travelling in aflight and happensto get a seat beside no other than Tom hanks himself. but Balayya doesntknow that he is Tom Hanks. their conversation goes like this -

NBK: hello. (smiles and shakes his head)

Tom Hanks: hi, how do u do

NBK: great. i am returning from nandeeswarudu shooting in LA

Tom Hanks: really ? cool. i am an actor myself

NBK: i am a great actor

Tom Hanks: says who

NBK: myself

Tom Hanks: (blank face) Good for you. they say i am a good actor too. iwona couple oscars also

NBK: i won a couple vamsee berkeley awards

Tom Hanks: i can see that

NBK: my father was greatest actor in the world

Tom Hanks: (surprised) dont tell me you are paul newman's only son

NBK: i am tenth son of NTR

Tom Hanks: who is NTR

NBK: he is the greatest actor in the world

Tom Hanks: wow and all these days i was wondering if that would be paulnewman or peter sellers. can you name a movie of your father's ?

NBK: superman

Tom Hanks: now you confuse me. i thought christopher reeves was superman

NBK: acting is in my blood

Tom Hanks: interesting. i have haemoglobin in my blood

NBK: my father was a great actor

Tom Hanks: youve said that before

NBK: ok. theres not much more to talk for me

Tom Hanks: i would love to see some of your work

NBK: (pulls a vhs out of his bag) here watch this

Tom Hanks: what is it

NBK: its my latest movie seema simham . which means lion of the area

Tom Hanks: interesting. what is it about

NBK: it is about two friends. one of them kills the others kid. now theother guy wants to kill this guy's kid. but the fact is that this one'skid becomes the other one's kid and in the end they have the same kid.

Tom Hanks: (turning towards air hostess) can i be moved to a differentseat please

NBK: (smiles and shakes head)

After conversation with balaiah he moved to a another seat in the sameflight and it happens to be a next seat of Jr.NTR.

EVen Jr.Ntr does this Tom HanksTheir conversation goes like this:

Tom Hanks: I couldn't belive that guy was saying his father "NTR" wasthegreatest actor in the world.

Jr.NTR: Nandamuri TAraka Rama RAo, NTR, is the greatest actor in theworldand my babai (uncle) is next to him

Tom Hanks (with a surprise): Who are you?

Jr.NTR : I am the true successor of the great legend NTR.

Tom Hanks: Anyway, who are you???

Jr.NTR: NTR is my tata garu: it means his my grand father. He is alwayswith me even though he is in the heaven. MY babai....

Tom Hanks: (cuts his conversation and says) Oh God, are you also anactor?

Jr.NTR: Yes, Even though my babai doesn't talk to me his blessing arealways with me. His movies are inspired me. My babi and my tata ...

Tom Hanks: (again ineterrupts his talk and he doesn't want to talkanymoreabout movies and he wants to shift the conversation to something else)ARe you married?

Jr.NTR: NO, but, I fell in love with the beautiful girl in the world.
Tom Hanks with a surprise looks) dont tell me you are in love withKournikova

Jr.NTR: No, I am in love with Aarti agarwal

Tom Hanks: Who is she?

JR.NTR : you dont know her (surprise in his face). She is pretty, Icannotexplain it you. But, I promised my mom and to the industry people that Inever propose her to marry me.

Tom Honks: Why?

Jr.NTR: They think it spoils my carrer.

Tom Hanks: Dont say that Holly wood industry said to you like that

Jr.NTR: NO Tollywood industry. My tata and my babai are responsible forraising of tollywood industry to this level. MY babai acted in two greatmovies. He really inspired me......

Tom Honks ( angry, frustrated and cuts his bajana and asks): what isyourname?

Jr.NTR: NTR, my mother put this name because my tata and my babai......

Tom Hanks is so confused and ready to get down of that flight at nextstopbecause the next available empty seat is besides no other thanMr.Nandamuri Tarakaratna.




enjoy the real fun @
joke of the day

balayya -golayya

golayya gaadu "mahastar" annta !
zoontr gaadu "Mighty Star" annta !
oka pakka movies flop maro pakka nicknames/titles by his mental fans

megastar title ki deggaragaa unnday titles copy kotti
thama heros ki pettinanta matraana
gottam golayya,zoontr goppa heros i-poru. tallent & good behaviour unndaali

golayya & zoontr & his fans r really fools
balayya golayya nee box ika baddhalaiyya.
e mi pose baliyyya chuda daniki pichii kokaluu kuda try cheya ne stunt chesav denika tapaka ne ku national award ravala ani korukuntananu
___________baliyaaa nv chala waste
nandamuri family madda anta baagundha lanja kodakallara velli varasaga denginchukondi
hai friend its funnty to play with some one like ballaya
but insulting Our Chief Minster NTR
let Ur self know what the values of man u may hate a person but once ur comenting
"i hope u will thought what there i have fun with the name of the person that i hate"
Boy we see many persons due do parents restrictions they will scold there parents it may funny to thepeople arroud them but really human beings never accept such things
hope u ra human
Great fellows think about good things and will work on those, waste fellows always makes stories on others.instead of spending time on making these stories do any good for others
lajakodaka,sr.ntr gurinchi ane arhata neeku ledu mega pok family
na kodakallara, sr ntr gurinchi entra tappuga matladutunnaru, migilina herolu ntr shoe polish cheyadanikikuda panikiraru ra. mukyam ga chiranjeevi lanti labour gadu....
very nice
very nice
Me bondha ra, sr.ntr chiru laga dance cheygalada??? act cheygalada??? Ma chiru sr.ntr time lo vachuntey ntr no.2 ayyevadu
I agree this club flyers and embossed business cards related article. I searched catalog printing
ntr oka waste gaadu. telugu industry lo pouranikam tappa migitha vesina veshalanni waste.. vaadi valla andhra lo andariki kula gajji antindi..
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